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Jauh sebelum orang IT menemukan kata seperti :
e-learning, e-banking, e-book, e-health, e-commerce, e-mail, etc, orang Indonesia adalah penemu asal kata2 yg diawali huruf "e". Berikut kata diawali "e" tersebut:

1. *e-mbuh*: disconected from communication due to the inability to figure out something.

2. *e-ndasmu*: high amplitude anger, full of energy transfered orally to others.

3. *e-alah:* a status quo created due to the incompatibility between the principles held by somebody and the reality.

4. *e-ntut*: an invisible, untraceable attack send to an area by biologically naturally created gas. This gas is not eco friendly. 😀

5. *e-dan:* a systemic error at the CPU (central processing unit) embedded inside the head, which causes incapabilities to process data logically.

6. *e-nak:* a conclusion sent out from a sensory system after processing easy, yummy data and or an input.

7. *e-link:* mechanism of the brain retrieving past data.

8. *e-lok:* the look of your partner 15 years ago.

9. *e-nom*: your look 25 years ago.

10. *e-NDANG* : your classmate
11. *e-mber* : agree to something that your friend said

12. *e-mper* : a space for you to sell anything for free during Car Free Day

13. *e-yke* : banci calling himself

14. *e-yang* : most wanted person on lebaran day

15. *e-lu* : how to call your friend

16. *e-gepe* : whatever you say laaaahhh.

17. *e-ladalah* : surprised expression regarding something funny

18. *e-suk* : when the sun  rises
19. *e-ntek* : no more or finished

20. *e-neg*: when you're feeling sick of someone else

21. *e-iiit;* avoid something

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